It still needs some work. The Fuji-san joke (Fuji-san can either mean mount Fuji or Mr Fuji) is lame, and I think most people will miss the "makes us ... with a baseball bat" double meaning.
QUIZ SHOWA: What is your name?
B: [silence]
A: And in this quiz, you must not answer the question I ask. You must answer the previous question. Oh ... er ... just a moment. I need to mark your answers here. Which pencil is mine?
B: My name’s [B’s name].
A: And your time starts … now. Please complete this line of Shakespeare: “To be, or not to be...”.
B: It’s 4B.
A: What is the purpose of AKB48?
B: That is the question.
A: What is the Japanese diet?
B: They exist to perform and entertain people in Tokyo. The least popular members are removed in elections.
A: What is a yokozuna?
B: A lot of fish, rice and soybeans.
A: I am a very fat man with long hair. I sometimes put on strange clothes and appear on TV. I make a lot of money from cellphones. Who am I?
B: A champion sumo wrestler.
A: What is the largest and most famous mountain in Japan?
B: Matsuko Delux.
A: And finally, please describe your sports teacher.
B: Fuji-san.
A: Time’s up! That’s the end of the quiz ... and the end of our skit. How do you think it went? Did our English teacher prepare us well?
B: He makes us practice with a baseball bat until we get it right.
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