Here's a script that came into my hands, written by three Japanese junior high school students in their second year of learning English. I've anonymised the actors’ names and translated the stage directions, but otherwise it’s exactly as written.
2A Rosencranz Guildenstern Estragon
Let’s go to London
I honestly think, if Berkoff had added Amerika to his Kafka adaptions, it would have looked a lot like this.
Rosencranz They arrived in London. It became the London Keion Stage Guildenstern Passworld when I take a photograph. Repeat after me. The sky of London. The taxi of London. The English of London. We who are in London. Estragon Ok! The sky of London. The taxi of London. The English of London. We who are in London. Wow!! we take nice picture ★δΈ‰ Rosencranz Then Let's go sightseeing! They're going to tell you about Big Ben! Guildenstern This is Big Ben! The Houses of Parliament Connect to the Big Ben. Very famous tourist attraction. Estragon Let's take a picture!! Guildenstern Repeat after me. we who are looking at Big Ben!! Estragon We who are looking at Big Ben!! Wow! nice picture again. Rosencranz It's time to finish
But seriously—how the hell am I supposed to “mark” and “correct” this thing?
